Jatmegcud is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, unfair
goat.
Jatmegcud created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Jatmegcud, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Jatmegcud, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Jatmegcud's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Jatmegcud's Holy Commandments1. Erect five nickel sculptures of Jatmegcud on top of important buildings.
2. Never eat oranges.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Dogs are not to be trusted.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.