Methunbed is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, deceitful weasel.

Methunbed created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Methunbed, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Methunbed, he will curse you with boils.

Methunbed's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Methunbed's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat onions.

2. Worship no other gods but Methunbed.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Never paint your back pink.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.