Mobflagbid Yikhinteen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, witless aardvark.

Mobflagbid Yikhinteen created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobflagbid Yikhinteen, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mobflagbid Yikhinteen, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Mobflagbid Yikhinteen's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Mobflagbid Yikhinteen's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Always look after injured eagles.
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