Pigbanyam is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, all-knowing jackal.

Pigbanyam created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pigbanyam, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pigbanyam, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pigbanyam's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Pigbanyam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured eagles.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.