Lidruttban is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, intelligent naga.

Lidruttban created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidruttban, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lidruttban, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Lidruttban's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Lidruttban's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not eat lemons.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Lidruttban loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lidruttban.