Camfedjen is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, calm human.

Camfedjen created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Camfedjen, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Camfedjen, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Camfedjen's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Camfedjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Worship no other gods but Camfedjen.

3. Never hurt moths.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not listen to music.