Dabfebmitruthotbonkwanvad Gubkaparfhom is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, two-faced dragon.

Dabfebmitruthotbonkwanvad Gubkaparfhom created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabfebmitruthotbonkwanvad Gubkaparfhom, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dabfebmitruthotbonkwanvad Gubkaparfhom, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dabfebmitruthotbonkwanvad Gubkaparfhom's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Dabfebmitruthotbonkwanvad Gubkaparfhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dabfebmitruthotbonkwanvad Gubkaparfhom.

3. Dabfebmitruthotbonkwanvad Gubkaparfhom must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.