Sanbifbon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonourable salamander.

Sanbifbon created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanbifbon, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sanbifbon, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Sanbifbon's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sanbifbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Never hurt cats.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always pray immersed in water.