Besszagwonlegbudduss is a god.

He takes the form of a small, weak goose.

Besszagwonlegbudduss created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Besszagwonlegbudduss, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Besszagwonlegbudduss, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Besszagwonlegbudduss' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Besszagwonlegbudduss' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think ill of sick frogs.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Besszagwonlegbudduss.