Ceptitzagvidgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unthinking mole.

Ceptitzagvidgeb created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ceptitzagvidgeb, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ceptitzagvidgeb, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Ceptitzagvidgeb's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Ceptitzagvidgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Put Ceptitzagvidgeb first in all things.

5. Never talk about cell theory.