Ingpibmut is a god.

She takes the form of a small, kind faun.

Ingpibmut created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingpibmut, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ingpibmut, she will not invite you to parties.

Ingpibmut's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Ingpibmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peas.

2. Ingpibmut loves ducks, so they must be respected.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.