Flisgomkinhig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, narcissistic goose.

Flisgomkinhig created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flisgomkinhig, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flisgomkinhig, he will cry a lot.

Flisgomkinhig's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Flisgomkinhig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Run away from violet sharks, for they are unholy.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.