Dossflisfig is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, generous raccoon.

Dossflisfig created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Dossflisfig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dossflisfig, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dossflisfig's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Dossflisfig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

2. You must never eat aubergines.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Put Dossflisfig first in all things.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.