Dudbigcun is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, duplicitous fish.

Dudbigcun created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudbigcun, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dudbigcun, he will turn you into a plant.

Dudbigcun's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Dudbigcun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven dogs approach from the south.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not kill tapirs.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.