Fabcadfet Hugyarpdum is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, astonishing skunk.

Fabcadfet Hugyarpdum created an up quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabcadfet Hugyarpdum, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fabcadfet Hugyarpdum, he will turn you into a rat.

Fabcadfet Hugyarpdum's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Fabcadfet Hugyarpdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always help sick aardvarks.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always stare at clouds.