Bopdusscembest is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, charitable turtle.

Bopdusscembest created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Bopdusscembest, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bopdusscembest, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bopdusscembest's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bopdusscembest's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat carrots.

2. Never wear orange shirts.

3. Never mention ducks.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.