Dagsigsit Libmutrapcanvanbom is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humane turtle.

Dagsigsit Libmutrapcanvanbom created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagsigsit Libmutrapcanvanbom, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dagsigsit Libmutrapcanvanbom, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dagsigsit Libmutrapcanvanbom's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Dagsigsit Libmutrapcanvanbom's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

2. Never feed bananas to otters while wearing fawn coats.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always help mites.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.