Bellnellgep is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, caring octopus.

Bellnellgep created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellnellgep, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bellnellgep, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Bellnellgep's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bellnellgep's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bellnellgep seven times a day.

2. Do not kill squirrels.

3. Bellnellgep must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.