Hasyikjop is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, awe-inspiring centaur.

Hasyikjop created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Hasyikjop, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hasyikjop, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hasyikjop's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Hasyikjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.