Cenhotloopgam is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, impressive frog.

Cenhotloopgam created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cenhotloopgam, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cenhotloopgam, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Cenhotloopgam's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Cenhotloopgam's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cenhotloopgam.

5. Never hurt seals.