Bonfenstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, temperamental mongoose.

Bonfenstrag created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonfenstrag, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bonfenstrag, he will destroy your home solar system.

Bonfenstrag's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bonfenstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. You must pray to Bonfenstrag three times a day.

3. Always help mice.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not hurt sheep.