Cumnilflag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, fast mongoose.

Cumnilflag created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumnilflag, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cumnilflag, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cumnilflag's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cumnilflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cumnilflag.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Never paint your back blue.