Fodgunnel is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, humane duck.

Fodgunnel created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodgunnel, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fodgunnel, he will turn you into a rat.

Fodgunnel's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fodgunnel's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray goats for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. You must pray to Fodgunnel four times a day.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never think about cell theory.