Targtagtombesttabrangat is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, tiresome wasp.

Targtagtombesttabrangat created a quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Targtagtombesttabrangat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Targtagtombesttabrangat, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Targtagtombesttabrangat's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Targtagtombesttabrangat's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Targtagtombesttabrangat eight times a day.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Always help sheep.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.