Vadmidhiv is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, all-powerful hippopotamus.

Vadmidhiv created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadmidhiv, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vadmidhiv, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Vadmidhiv's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Vadmidhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never sing near badgers.

3. Vadmidhiv loves shrews, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Never look at comets.