Vigjamcud is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witless gerbil.

Vigjamcud created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Vigjamcud, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vigjamcud, he will turn you into a rat.

Vigjamcud's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Vigjamcud's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Vigjamcud loves sharks, so they must be honoured.