Nakgatcud is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, ruthless lion.

Nakgatcud created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakgatcud, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nakgatcud, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nakgatcud's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Nakgatcud's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nakgatcud.

5. Never think about gravity.