Dodlipfotgum is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, annoying fairy.

Dodlipfotgum created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodlipfotgum, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dodlipfotgum, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dodlipfotgum's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Dodlipfotgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Never paint your arms white.

3. Never hurt swans.

4. Do not kill dogs.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.