Manpophig is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, quiet hippopotamus.

Manpophig created an up quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manpophig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Manpophig, she will remove you from existence.

Manpophig's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Manpophig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.