Bamvigduss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, wise frog.

Bamvigduss created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamvigduss, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bamvigduss, she will turn you into a plant.

Bamvigduss' most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bamvigduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bamvigduss.

3. Never wear magenta dresses.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Bamvigduss loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.