Pophot is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, sage skunk.

Pophot created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pophot, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pophot, he will curse you with boils.

Pophot's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Pophot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Pophot on top of important buildings.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Hide from black rats for they are unholy.

5. Always treat nematodes with great respect.