Poglitlig is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unfair coyote.

Poglitlig created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Poglitlig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Poglitlig, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Poglitlig's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Poglitlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black shirts.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

3. Poglitlig loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not covet oxen.