Cumgedmumpigstafhudfob is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair raccoon.

Cumgedmumpigstafhudfob created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumgedmumpigstafhudfob, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cumgedmumpigstafhudfob, she will not care.

Cumgedmumpigstafhudfob's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cumgedmumpigstafhudfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never paint your face indigo.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.