Fumhotpin is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, staggering ferret.

Fumhotpin created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Fumhotpin, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fumhotpin, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Fumhotpin's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Fumhotpin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight copper sculptures of Fumhotpin on top of important buildings.

2. Do not eat turnips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Never write about cell theory.