Mipfigdub is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ruthless butterfly.

Mipfigdub created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mipfigdub, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mipfigdub, she will remove you from existence.

Mipfigdub's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Mipfigdub's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mice.

2. Hide if seven frogs approach from the south.

3. Never talk about otters.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.