Gutpodpog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, blissful owl.

Gutpodpog created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutpodpog, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gutpodpog, he will try to impress you with trees.

Gutpodpog's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Gutpodpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never paint your feet violet.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

5. Do not make images of living things.