Kemflambidlunhon is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, humane unicorn.

Kemflambidlunhon created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kemflambidlunhon, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kemflambidlunhon, it will think nothing of it.

Kemflambidlunhon's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Kemflambidlunhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. You must pray to Kemflambidlunhon eight times a day.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. You must love Kemflambidlunhon.