Mapstiplit is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-assured turtle.

Mapstiplit created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapstiplit, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mapstiplit, it will turn you into a slug.

Mapstiplit's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Mapstiplit's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of ducks.

2. Never wear gray hats.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Mapstiplit.

5. Do not cook food in pots.