Xinfaglog is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, annoying shrew.

Xinfaglog created Europe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Xinfaglog, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Xinfaglog, he will turn you into a snail.

Xinfaglog's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Xinfaglog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never mention cats.

3. Never wear white trousers.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.