Vedcutbod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, thoughtless dryad.

Vedcutbod created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedcutbod, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vedcutbod, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Vedcutbod's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Vedcutbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never mention bats.

5. Never think ill of sick great tits.