Bissripwapquill is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sapient wasp.

Bissripwapquill created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bissripwapquill, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bissripwapquill, it will remove you from existence.

Bissripwapquill's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Bissripwapquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never run in the presence of otters.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Hide if four rats approach from the south.