Sadjatgat is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, prudent crow.

Sadjatgat created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Sadjatgat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sadjatgat, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Sadjatgat's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Sadjatgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Worship no other gods but Sadjatgat.

5. Never play with disobedient children.