Arpcincib is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, clever pigeon.

Arpcincib created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Arpcincib, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Arpcincib, she will destroy your favourite star.

Arpcincib's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Arpcincib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always treat bats with great respect.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never eat figs.