Fetsagmob Dimdinpog is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unsympathetic unicorn.

Fetsagmob Dimdinpog created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Fetsagmob Dimdinpog, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fetsagmob Dimdinpog, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Fetsagmob Dimdinpog's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Fetsagmob Dimdinpog's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry swans.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Never think ill of sick gulls.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Do not speak about pineapples.