Renhudgedflam is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, generous dugong.

Renhudgedflam created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Renhudgedflam, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Renhudgedflam, he will turn you into a hamster.

Renhudgedflam's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Renhudgedflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Renhudgedflam.

4. Feed all hungry capybaras.

5. Always stare at clouds.