Camcibfud is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unselfish tortoise.

Camcibfud created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camcibfud, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Camcibfud, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Camcibfud's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Camcibfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.