Vanstigpod is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, moody wasp.

Vanstigpod created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vanstigpod, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vanstigpod, it will strike you with lightening.

Vanstigpod's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Vanstigpod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick otters.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vanstigpod.

5. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.