Bifquim Cadnibfemhenjarnfastap is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, intelligent goat.

Bifquim Cadnibfemhenjarnfastap created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bifquim Cadnibfemhenjarnfastap, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bifquim Cadnibfemhenjarnfastap, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bifquim Cadnibfemhenjarnfastap's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bifquim Cadnibfemhenjarnfastap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bifquim Cadnibfemhenjarnfastap.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Bifquim Cadnibfemhenjarnfastap loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think about nebulae.