Flaptonkcarwansabcinlarn is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sapient frog.

Flaptonkcarwansabcinlarn created snails two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flaptonkcarwansabcinlarn, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flaptonkcarwansabcinlarn, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Flaptonkcarwansabcinlarn's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Flaptonkcarwansabcinlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Flaptonkcarwansabcinlarn's priests.

2. Always help sick great tits.

3. Retreat if seven horses approach from the north.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Never talk about amino acids.