Hapsomxin is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, kind bee.

Hapsomxin created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Hapsomxin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hapsomxin, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Hapsomxin's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Hapsomxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Do not eat rice.

4. You must love Hapsomxin.

5. Do not stand on grass.